April 2012
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Ryan Seacrest is like high fructose corn syrup:...
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Smish-"Smash": 5 Ideas to Help the Show Everyone...
There’s a reason Law & Order was successful: the New York arts community rallied around the procedural so struggling actors of all stripes could have the chance to add “discovering dead hooker” to their demo reels.
And with the recent creation of Smash, NBC’s increasingly-metatheatrical take on the creation of a Marilyn Monroe musical entitled Bombshell, an entire...
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10 Questions About that Blythe Danner Commercial →
Is Blythe Danner always so laxed about entrance times?
It took her a good twenty second to slowly slink toward the stage.
Who was the costume inspiration for this show?
“I wondered what happened to Queen Frostine post-Candy Land—perhaps she became a fashionable lesbian art dealer???”
Who enters the stage by raising both arms?
Acceptable answers: Eva Peron, The Flying Nun,...
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I believe Zooey Deschanel may be a cyborg created...
I’m not complaining about it; I’m merely stating that, as her audience matures, a quirky cyborg is the next logical step after trapper-keepers and folders for LIsa Frank’s reign.
Ms. Deschanel’s charm and good-natured wit, her joie de vivre, is the human equivalent of two dolphins jumping into a heart shape above sunset-lit waters. Instead of keeping our homework and...
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The purchase of Zara's 5th Avenue store in...
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"If you spent one dollar per second, you wouldn't...
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