My State of the Union Speech for Obama
It is the best of times; it is the worst of times. It is the age of wisdom; it is the age of foolishness. It is the epoch of belief; it is the epoch of incredulity. It is the season of Light; it is the season of Darkness. We have everything before us; we have nothing before us. We are all going direct to heaven, we are all going direct the other way. In short, authorities insist on its...
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Anthropological Roots of Housesitting
It is an unspoken rule that when you ask someone to housesit for you, you are tacitly asking them to have sex on every surface of your home. This ritual has existed for thousands of years back when “water my plants while I’m away” was more like “seed, plow, and harvest my crops after I’ve ascended to Norse heaven.” But more recently, I’ve been thinking...