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…to any musician whose one-hit wonder touches on the theme of making lots of money, having lots of money, loving lots of money, getting lots of money, wanting lots of money, or (in the case of Kelly and Michelle) bills, bills, bills.
The company didn’t want to, but they never got around to buying that AV IN/OUT cable that they thought would be included with purchase.
When he gave the boy his apples, that’s fine. Apples grow back.
When he gave the boy his branches, that’s fine. The boy needed a home.
But when he gave the boy his trunk, it was for a boat. And recreational boating does not justify sacrifice on that scale.
Don’t come asking me for a kidney because you really want a dune buggy.
JESS enters Ricky’s Party Store in Chelsea, approached salesman.
JESS: Excuse me, sir. Do you sell balloons?
SALESMAN: Uh… we sell, like, bachelorette ballons…
JESS: You mean like…
SALESMAN: Balloons shaped like dicks.
And there you have it, society is not yet equipped for lesbian bachelorette party.
I suppose I can take comfort in the fact that, by its own laws, #YOLO can never be a thing again. #YOLO
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